by ~BittersweetHorizon

1. Constantly keep poking Niall. When he asks “what is it?”, just ask him” Are you Irish?”

2. Count Zayn’s tattoos… and tell him “what nasty scars you have..”  (me: his tattoos are cool *_*  )

3. When Liam is in the room. Ask out loud “who’s there, I know your here, speak up spirit!!!” and point at Liam direction hinting that the spirit is somewhere there.

4. When Liam asks what’s wrong, ask the other guys “did I feel a cold breeze rush pass through us?”

5. Keep Ignoring Liam afterwards. And keep pretending he is invisible.

6. When Harry is sleeping one night, go to his room and straighten his hair.

7. When he wakes up and asks who did this to him, blame it on Louis.

8. When they start arguing, say out loud “awe a Larry moment! What a cute couple!”

9. The next night dye Harry’s hair hot pink.

10. Tell him in the morning when he finds out that, “it’s popular with the girls”.

11. Blame the “pink hair dye prank” from 9 on Louis again. (Me: poor guy…..I’m so evil >)
12.Ask the guys “how do five gay guys walk?”

13. When they are stumped. Tell them the answer: “in one direction”

14.Laught your butt off with their screwed up expression  xD

15. In the third night, go to Louis room this time and draw whiskers with a permanent marker and put on pink rabbit ears on his head.

16.Greet him with a mirror opposite to his face at morning saying “hi there bunny honey”

17.Tell him after a little while “hey rabbit guy! where did you hide all the Easter eggs?”

18. Point out at Harry and tell Louis it was his idea for payback.

19. Measure Niall’s height when he is standing with a  12 inch ruler…

20.Talk to yourself when he is near so that he would hear that “I guess Shorty here needs a bigger ruler”

21. Call Louis and tell him to stand near Harry.

22. When Louis ask why? then answer him: “didn’t you say you wished to be a ruler? well Carrotboy your dream has just come true.”

22. Repeatedly  keep saying “I want” in a sing song voice when Harry is near you.

23. Whenever Zayn enters the room shout out at him “VAS HAPPENING BRO!”

24. Throw a pail of icing Sugar at Liam.

25. When he gets mad, tell him “I thought you were on fire and there was no water to put you out!”

26. Push Niall in a room full of Directioner, fan girls and lock the room.

27. Throw away the keys and let him get rabidly mobbed by them.

28.Video this and post it in YouTube.

29.Make the other guys watch this and also Niall.

30.Play in high volume on the stereo “up late night” in the middle of night when everyone is asleep.

31. switch their water bottles with super energy drinks.

32.  Constantly call Zayn up and ask him to shake your sofa.

33. Then ask him make some popcorn for you.

34.Throw some popcorn kernels at Harry’s mouth.

35. Say out loud “Oops I missed, your curly hair distracted me!”  at Harry.

36. Steal Kevin from Louis. (his stuffed pet pigeon xD)

37. Get some fake pigeon feathers and leave a trail of the feather in Harry’s room. Make Louis follow it and when they start arguing , Shout out loud to them “I KNEW IT! HARRY YOU GOT JEALOUS OF KEVIN SO YOU PLUCKED HIS FEATHERS AND SERVED HIM FOR DINNER TO US YESTERDAY NIGHT!! HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!!” (Me; poor Kevin )

38. Give a tissue to Louis to wipe his tears. Make sure you superglue so the tissue gets stuck in his face.

39.Force Liam sit with you and make him watch you drinking alcohol. (caution: this should only be done by people who are legally eighteen.)

40. Suddenly pop out of nowhere and ask Louis “WILL YOU MARRY ME!”

41. When he is startled, turn to Harry and tell him “simple but effective.”

42.Steal all the guys’ boxers one night and hang them in the front yard on top of a tree branch.

43.  Leave a Birthday cake on top the table and when one of the guys comes to eat it, shout out loud “STOP! YOU’RE EATING LIAM! DROP HIM BACK IN THE PLATE AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT!”

44.  Constantly keep asking  Zayn to give back your one thing.

45. Ask Liam whether he has a man crush on Taylor Lautner.

46. Tell Liam, Niall made you ask that question.

47.  Force Harry to Dress up as a “White Eskimo”

48. Close the zips of their hoodies and superglue those so they can’t open them back.

49. Go to Louis and scream at him in a pitch “AH THE LIGHT!!!!!” and run away.

50.The creepiest and the most annoying thing you could do is paste stickers of the one direction guys’ faces everywhere in the house.  (Me: that’s more scary than paparazzi stalking you *hides under the blanket*)