I Can't Dream because this is Insomnia


(Source: dirks)


THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

  • Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1: but I'm not!
  • Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: honestly?
  • Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2: oh yeah..
  • Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
Via carrie the vampire slayer

mister-sauce:

carrotcakebandit:

i can’t tell which is worse

LMAO HOLY SHIT





(Source: anime-addicted)





(Source: ikkoku)


Deductions race

thebritishteapot:

Via The british teapot

igosparksflywithpercy:

CUTE!!! I wanna have them … D: if they are real…. AGENT PHIL COULSON IS STILL ALIVE CAUSE KITTEHS HAVE 9 LIVES YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO





(Source: cfedey)



poisonrain:

life lessons with Damon


Via Quiet Riot

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

pinkrangerwasa:

binbons:

robgonemild:

your-nibs:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

(Source: pointy-earedbastard)

Via A W E S O M E




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